Black Smutlife men's combed cotton t-shirt with a black and white print of Hervé Villechaize, "Tattoo," by a fire hydrant.
Black Smutlife men's combed cotton t-shirt with a black and white print of Hervé Villechaize, "Tattoo," by a fire hydrant.

Smutlife Tattoo T-shirt For Men.

$35.00 USD
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Description

T-SHIRT & GRAPHIC TEE

This nostalgic Smutlife Preservation Society Tattoo t-shirt for men is now available. An Iconic character straight outta the Smutlife Preservation Society era, Hervé Jean-Pierre Villechaize appeared in numerous movies and television shows throughout the 70's & 80's - most recognized for his role as Tattoo on FANTASY ISLAND. Many will attest that this pint-sized pimp was a player & the consummate womanizer which inevitably lead to his dismissal on the hit television series.

This is another Unapologetically Limited Release (24 printed) while stock lasts.

 

-100% Combed Cotton Shirt Designed For Quality & Comfort.

- Printed Neck Label

- Made In Creeperville, U.S.A.

 

 
Shipping

Orders are typically processed within 1–3 business days. U.S. shipping usually arrives within 3–7 business days, while international delivery times vary depending on destination. Tracking numbers will be meailed.
Returns & Refunds

RETURNS

If you would like to make a return, we must receive the item(s) postmarked within 14 days after the date of purchase in order to refund the item(s). If 30 days have gone by since the date of purchase, we can’t offer you a refund or exchange. 

Any returns received after 14 days will be emailed store credit for the current price of the item(s) less the percentage discount used from the original purchase, if any. If we no longer have the item(s) in stock, you will be emailed a store credit code of $10 per item (this does not include accessories or specialty items).

NO RETURNS on international orders. STORE CREDIT WILL ONLY BE ISSUED.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused, unworn and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in its original packaging. 

To complete your return, we require a receipt or proof of purchase.  

REFUNDS (if applicable)
Once your return is received and inspected, we will send you an email to notify you that we have received your returned item. We will also notify you of the approval or rejection of your refund.
If you are approved, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within a certain amount of days. 

Sale items (if applicable)
Only regular priced items may be refunded, unfortunately sale items cannot be refunded.

You will be responsible for paying for your own shipping costs for returning your item. Shipping costs are non-refundable. If you receive a refund, the cost of return shipping will be deducted from your refund. 

EXCHANGE POLICY

If you would like to make an exchange, we must receive the item(s) back within 30 days after the date of purchase and you must pay the cost to reship the item(s). If it has been 30 days after the date of purchase, we will email a store credit code for the current price of the returned item(s). If we no longer have the item(s) in stock, we will email a store credit code of $10 per item that is no longer for sale on the site. International exchanges will be issued a store credit code via email for the current price of the item(s) shipped back.

To make an exchange for a different size, send an email to onlineshop@twointheshirt.com letting us know the:

  • Order number
  • Item(s) that you are shipping back
  • Size(s) you need in return

If we have the requested item(s) in stock, we will set them aside and await the exchange in the mail. If we do not receive the item(s) within 14 days of being notified of the exchange, we will cancel the pending exchange and return the holding item(s) to inventory. If we do not have the requested item(s) in stock, we will email a store credit code for the current price of the item(s). Or, if the item(s) are no longer available for sale on the site, we will email a store credit code of $10 per item (this does not include accessories or specialty items).


MAIL RETURNS & EXCHANGES TO THIS ADDRESS:

Attn: Iron Enemy Returns/Exchanges

810 Monroe Ave., Asbury Park, NJ 07712


Please include a copy of your invoice along with a note stating what you would like us to do with the package.

Customer Service: (Monday – Friday 10am-5pm EST)
Email: info@smutlife.com

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Frequently Asked Questions

  • Our apparel generally follows standard U.S. sizing. If you prefer a looser streetwear fit, consider sizing up. Check the product page for any item-specific fit notes.

  • Yes — we offer free shipping on $75 + orders with code FREESHIP. Any minimum purchase requirements or promotional free shipping offers will be clearly shown at checkout.

  • Yes, we ship to many countries worldwide. Shipping rates and delivery estimates are calculated at checkout based on your location.

  • Orders are typically processed within 1–3 business days. U.S. shipping usually arrives within 3–7 business days, while international delivery times vary depending on destination.

  • If your item arrives damaged, defective, or you need a size exchange, contact us within the 30 day return window listed in our policy. Items should be unworn and in original condition unless defective.