Tales of a Sex Store Worker: Men’s Packages

By Ms. Lucy Vonne | Smutlife

Never in my life have I seen so many pairs of men’s balls then I have at work. Now first of all I’m not actually seeing them up close and personal all in the nude. But not much is being left to the imagination in most cases.  I wouldn’t mind if the balls were on the bodies of hot attractive men who I would enjoy doing naughty things to me. But as my luck would have it, all the packages I have seen busting out have belonged to much older men.

Sweatpants are comfy and I love them. But there is a time and place for them. Men, you should know not to wear them to a sex store.  For example – This man comes in every so often and always has the same pair of sweatpants on. He spends his time in the male enhancement section and likes to talk to me about the newest stuff. The sweatpants are navy and have the elastic ankle bands. These my friends are not baggy ones either, they are pretty snug. Yep, it is all out there for me to see. He only occasionally buys things; he must just like to show off the goods. Which, are not good at all. Read more