Smutlife Invades the Philly Tattoo Convention with JACKY JOY
February 1, 2012
It’s officially OFFICIAL, Smutlife will be taking up a wee bit of real estate at the 2012 Philadelphia tattoo convention for the first time ever! Yes, we are finally gonna join the soiree and inject a bit of our own mayhem & non-sense.
All weekend long you can look forward to nothing less than RAW & UNCUT fun with SMUTLIFE. We are beyond psyched for this convention and hope that we too can add to the stage that Villain Arts/Tattooed Kingpin has created for our community to enjoy.
So here’s a breakdown for those that might be coming out. On Friday & Saturday (Feb. 10th & 11th) the absolutely fabulous adult film starlet JACKY JOY will be up in the booth with us signing autographs and taking pictures with fans and convention goers and more importantly, repping for SMUTLIFE. The girl is such a little firecracker and we couldn’t be happier to have her offset the ugliness that the rest of us bring to the table.
On Saturday night Jacky will also be our in-booth judge of the First Annual Penis Cupcake contest… THAT’s RIGHT!!! How many ‘Cup-Cocks’ can you ladies stuff down your gullet in 60 seconds? The winner will walk away with a wonderful gift pack of SMUTLIFE swag, filthy flixxx, sex toys and a gift certificate for a tattoo with our guest artist. So ladies, let’s work on the gag reflex over the next week because these cupcakes are gonna be outta this world!
We also have tattoo artist Josh Brewer, owner of American Saints Tattoo in Bristol, PA, up in the booth all weekend. He is taking appointments so if you’d like for him hit you up with some new ink contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org and mention him in the subject line.
And to celebrate this non-stop party, we will also be screening the release of our latest music video production for thrash-metal band NoN-SToP!, hailing outta Trenton, NJ. The vid for their track “CRUNKENSTEIN”, is jam-packed with metal madness and smut-infused debauchery. It features Jacky Joy as she receives a mystical tongue lashing by a twisted neighborhood sorcerer (Mr. Unloved.) Also, Philly’s own Adrian Louise, can also be seen showering butt ass naked in a scene that nearly has her being abducted by a clan of ‘crunka-zoids.’ Adrian as well will be at the booth with SMUTLIFE on Saturday. Check em’ out at: www.nonstopthrash.com
Smutlife will also be scouting girls – dirty, trashy, uninhibited young ladies (18+ of course) for an upcoming video series that we will begin shooting this spring. So girls that are ready to get down an dirty with the SMUT you can either come meet us at the booth in person, or contact us through our model application page – which isn’t up yet but hit us at email@example.com for more info.
If that right there isn’t a list long enough of reasons to come out and party with the SL crew, then your really need to go get your head examined. Or better yet, come by the booth and I’m sure one of our on-staff psychologists can run some tests on it for ya.
Oh snap, one more thing! FREE PORNO’s with any purchase of SMUTLIFE product(s). WHILE SUPPLIES LAST THAT IS… Tons of raffles and giveaways all weekend – the Smutlife girls will be all over the floor Wheelin’ -N- Dealin’ and trying to make that scrilla!!!
Okay, let’s make this a memorable one!!!!