Porn Warehouse Day

It’s no secret that I love porn. When I first started working at The Pleasure Chest I would get to put my suggestions in for what we should carry. Then the ultimate job became mine, doing the buying of the porn. Which means that I was allowed to go to the porn warehouse and pick out what we should carry. I wet my pants with excitement! Well not really but I did jump up and down a lot.

 

They know me by name there, which is always nice. It’s like a teenage boys wet dream in there. Rows and rows of DVDs just waiting to be jacked off to. I’m always in heaven when I first get there. They walk me around and show me all the new stuff and prices and deals. I refuse to carry anything that looks poorly made and are just plain crap. I have standards for my store. Then they let me loose.

 

I go back to the beginning to make sure I see everything. I usually have an idea in my mind what we need in the store. Last time we only needed lesbian and tranny. However I always find plenty of things that I want to carry. I have to remember to not just shop for myself even though I do pick out a few things for me. I try to get a range of stories, scenes, gonzo, big budget etc.

 

I pile everything up on the floor when I can’t carry the DVDs anymore, which happens a few times. They guys usually come and check on me because they know I can pile up quick. The pile grows and grows and I usually have to cut myself off at one point. One day I was put on a budget and the guys were amazed at how little I picked out. That was one of the hardest days, porn should never be put on a budget. I go around the warehouse twice just to make sure I didn’t miss anything. I could spend all day in there looking at everything. It’s just so magical.