Is Clothing Optional?

By Ms. Lucy Vonne | Smutlife

One of the things I have learned is to always have a smile on my face. Even if there is a creepy strange man saying weird things to me and making me cringe. The guys that always have the strangest things to say for some reason like to talk to me. Maybe because I just entertain them and listen. I don’t want to make them feel bad and I would never be mean to them unless they really crossed the line. But sometimes after they leave I have the WTF just happened look on my face, like yesterday.

I came up from downstairs and heard my coworker talking to this man and saying something about I would have more info on the subject and he should talk to me. Usually that means they have a porn question; and those are sent my direction. This man walks over and I knew this was going to be interesting.

He is this nerdy looking man who has a name-tag on for what I don’t know why. He was not attractive at all and was over weight. He had really bad breath so I had to lean back and try to breathe through my mouth. He wanted to talk about production companies for porn in NYC and if there were any. I told him the few I knew of but that there wasn’t much here because it’s not completely legal here yet.

He went on this tangent about how there was so much great talent here and that someone needs to take advantage of it. That he always sees all these beautiful women around and no on is using them. Then it got interesting, he then says to me, “I mean how do you just walk up to a woman and tell her you want to bang the fuck out of her and maybe put it on camera.” He gestures to me, “You must get that a lot.” Cue nervous smile and laugh. He continued to talk about all the talent and kept repeating himself.

He was saying that most women would walk away and get scared if he said something like that to them. I would be scared and walk away if he came up to me on the street and said that to me. However, if it was some gorgeous tattooed man then all you’d have to do is tell me where to sign.  I told him that if she walks away then it wasn’t mean to be. But if they stay then lucky you.

His next question was about where he could go to get laid. He didn’t want a regular bar; he wanted a sex club or dungeon. I have no idea about those things so I wasn’t much help but told him about a few directories I knew. He then brought up the talent in NYC thing again.

On his way out he asked if we ever had demonstrations in the store. I mentioned that we do have classes and workshops that he can attend. “Is clothing optional?” he asked me. I don’t what kind of classes he thinks we have but yes, you need to wear your clothes. I told him he had to wear clothes the whole time. I gave him he info about the next shop and he went on his way. I swear if he shows up next week with no pants on then I’m running away.