Never Ever Do That Again!

By Ms. Lucy Vonne | Smutlife

Our store is not only about selling things but we are also there to help people when they have questions about things that are, or are not, going on in their sex lives. I try my best to help out  in anyway that I can. But sometimes certain individuals just need a little schooling.

This man called the other day because he was having a sexual problem with his girlfriend. He was saying that she has a very hard time getting turned on and when she gets into it, it takes a really long time to reach the point of orgasm. There are many solutions to this I thought in my head, but then he gave me the final detail.  He stated that she is not a big fan of sex toys and isn’t open to experimenting with stimulating creams or pills either.  He wanted to find out how he could get her into it without her knowing.

So I started with some basic questions like – Have you every tried anything before? Is she afraid of toys and that’s why she doesn’t want to use them? Have you talked about stimulation creams before? I was giving him a whole lot of information and I think he got a little overwhelmed.  So I took a moment and took a more strategic approach.

First we tackled the toy subject. I had a feeling he and toys was a lost cause but I did my best with a handful suggestions. I suggested they come in together and take a look around and that maybe this would change her mind. He said she would never come into a store like this – that was completely out of the question.  Then I mentioned he could come in and get a small finger vibrator that is tiny and not too scary and maybe that would work for her. He seemed open to the idea but really didn’t seem to feel she would go for that either.

Then I hit on the subject of clit stimulation creams. He said that they did try that once but she didn’t like it.  I said, “well that’s a start, maybe it just wasn’t the right one. If she’s willing to try that….” But then he cut me off and said that’s not really how it happened. He told me he got some cream without telling her and when he was playing with her clit he rubbed some on without her knowing.  She picked up on this and then got really mad.

I then went into the scolding mother mode. Basically I said in my stern voice (but did not yell), “You put the cream on her without telling her? What were you thinking? First of all, of course she is going to notice it because pretty much all the creams have a tingling sensation that is very noticeable. Especially on the vagina.”

He quickly got in a “Oh well I…”

Mother voice again, “And second of all you should NEVER EVER put anything on a woman’s vagina without telling her. You have no idea what she is allergic to or how sensitive she may be down there. You could have caused a yeast infection or an irritation. If I were here I would have been pissed at you too for doing that. NEVER EVER do that again.”

In a quiet and slightly high-pitched voice he said, “Ok I’m sorry. I won’t do it again. I promise.”

“Next time talk to her about it or even have her call me and I’ll talk to her.” I was very disappointed with his actions.

He agreed to not put strange things on women anymore without telling them and would try to have his girlfriend come into the store. Never thought I would have to have that conversation. But since working at the store I find myself saying that more and more.

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