Hunter Bryce talks Bukowski and the Art of Female Ejaculation
June 14, 2010
Interview by Steve DiLodovico | Smutlife
So, you’re a Bukowski fan, eh?
HB: Oh I love Charles Bukowski! Love is a Dog from Hell, baby! If you’re talking about Bukowski you’re talking about sex in all of its forms: he speaks beautifully about it and he speaks disgustingly about it… He wrote a story that I had to put down while I was reading it because it was so disturbing. He talks about raping a little girl… I love him, and I had to put that down and walk outside for a smoke because I was like ‘oh my God…’ I love him, but that scarred my brain. It was really brutal. I’m not fucking with you: I had to put it down and walk outside. As brutal and nasty as he can get (which I love, I’m all about brutal and nasty) there are poems of his that make me cry. He loves his hookers, he loves his booze and all that, but then he’s this lonely man that can be so beautiful at times.
He was the guy who really spoke for the poor and the disenfranchised; kind of blue collar.
HB: He spoke for the working man. I grew up in Pittsburgh, so yeah, it kind of hits home for me. I don’t know: I pick up so many books and can’t put them down. I think I just stumbled across Bukowski; maybe a friend introduced me to his stuff. Same with Hunter S. Thompson. He’s another favorite. In fact, I took the name Hunter after him. He’s another nutball. His best saying is something like; ‘I don’t advocate sex, drugs, violence, but they work quite well for me…” or something like that. I always kind of liked that. But, really, let’s talk about the sex stuff. That’s what we’re here for…
Well, I guess. You know, if we have to…
HB: You guys at Smutlife are more than just the sex, though, right? You goes do music and tattoo stuff, too, don’t you?
We cover all kinds of stuff. We should talk about tattoos.
HB: Sure… Do you have any?
HB: Do they mean anything to you, or did you just get them because you wanted tattoos.
Mine have a general theme; mostly music.
HB: That’s cool. My ex, he got bored and he loves tattoos, but he really only has one that means anything to him. I don’t get that. I think it’s stupid: all these people have these tattoos that mean nothing to them and I’m like; ‘what happens when you get sick of them, genius? Get a thousand more?’ I always felt that guys can get away with a lot more tattoos than girls can. There’s a lot of girls that ruin themselves with tattoos. Though there is one girl; she’s in ALT magazine and she goes by Queen Esther: she is so fucking hot, I could die! She makes me want to be a total lesbian! This girl is so gorgeous that she could do whatever she wanted to herself. And she’s covered. There are just some girls who can pull it off.
I guess we should get into the basic questions you’ve been asked hundreds of times over…
HB: I know, we’ve been talking away here. We should go get a fucking drink or something later. If only I was out east.
I’d come to Cali, but I hate it out there. I’m way too east coast.
HB: I am too, I just don’t care. I keep both middle fingers up when I’m driving, you know? I’m sorry, I keep going off the topic…
It doesn’t matter. What the hell do I have to do today? Let’s see: I could spend the day working on some really boring shit or I could sit here and talk to a hot porn star…
HB: Oh, you didn’t even know who I was!
Not true, I watched some of your clips just this morning.
HB: Go find some of the stuff I did for Evil Angel. I’m a squirter and a lot of the ‘reality’ companies will cut stuff like that out of scenes. And I’m a real squirter! None of that fake shit. My roommate has it on tape. I bet her I could do it in 15 seconds off a balcony. She’s taping this thing and I know myself: I’ve been doing this for years. I know my body. It was, like 10 seconds and BOOM! It shot out. She was screaming ‘Oh my God!” She was even behind me and she still got wet. It’s awesome. I love it, it feels great. To be honest: I’d rather come that hard and not have all the fluid. I’ve ruined every mattress I’ve ever been on. I ruined a $25,000 rug on a Penthouse feature. I warn people and they just don’t listen. I have shot direct hits on cameramen, directors and just about anyone else within my reach. They always think I’m joking when I warn them and I’m not! Girls always tell me they did it once and ask me how I do it and I don’t know. I just do it. I’ve been doing since I was 19. The older you get the more experience you get, and I know my body. But I can’t control it. We always have to stop filming and wipe off the camera, the couch, the wall, the cameraman…
So that’s all real? You can actually have an orgasm while filming?
HB: Honey, that’s all real. Squirting is coming. It’s all real: I’m too lazy to fake it!
What do you do outside of porn? Are you a partier or more of a homebody?
HB: Honestly, I gravitate back and forth. If I’m in party mode then it’s ON! Get out of my way! The flipside of that coin is that there are times when I just want to hibernate. I work out, but not as much as I used to. I like taking dancing and kickboxing classes. I like to travel. I don’t like rock stars. Or not specific ones… That’s not what I go for; not what I look for.
What do you look for?
HB: The way all my boyfriends have gotten me is by being funny. Funny does it every time. Looks? Yeah, they might get you through the door, but open your mouth and say something stupid or be rude and that’s it. No way.
So if you’re out just chillin’ at a bar, doing your thing, and a civilian dude who’s alright looking gets the guts to approach you and he’s nice… that dude’s got a shot?
HB: Uh, yeah! And if he makes me laugh… oh yeah! You can’t go through this life without a sense of humor. You have to! Somebody that can make you laugh… that means they’re pretty smart. You can’t be stupid and funny. You have to be smart to be witty. There are a lot of good looking people that stand out for whatever reason; their uniqueness. But then there’s a lot of ugly people too! With ugly personalities.
You’ve mentioned a few exes. How hard is it to maintain a relationship doing what you do?
How come all the actress I talk to swear up and down that they have these great relationships?
HB: They’re lying to you. I’ve never heard any girl say that. Guys think they can handle it, but they never can.
I can imagine, with the kind of scenes you do, it would be fairly difficult for a boyfriend to watch.
HB: I do things all the way. I’m not the type to have just one cookie. I’m either eating the whole box or nothing at all. If you watch my scenes you’ll see I go hard every time. There’s no fucking lolly gagging. I don’t know; I just work hard. I’ve done some fetish stuff.
Any other stuff?
HB: Some, nothing too crazy yet. I did an orgy that was mostly girls which kind of sucked. There was way too much estrogen in that room! Probably like 20 girls and 8 dudes. I only got to have sex with one guy but I got so much pussy. I mean, you had to be doing something and there were so many girls around. I’ve done some fetish stuff; that kind of tied up stuff. I did once have a cattle prod on my ass…
Did you enjoy it?
BH: Uh, not really. I was scared. I was three months into the business. It was that guy who does all that Japanese rope bondage. He also makes his own… contraptions. It’s stuff he makes. I’m claustrophobic; I don’t know how I did it. It was rough. I was suspended in this tiny little box, he had this cattle prod and I was getting whipped and stuff. It was pretty intense, but I handled it. I woman-ed up. What broke me, and this breaks a lot of people, was when he slapped my face. It was real quick, like slap-slap-slap. I started sobbing. I don’t know why. It happens to a lot of people. They can take all the other stuff, but that slap in the face… it’s like humiliating, but in a whole different way. I love the rough stuff, but it was the way the slap was done. It wasn’t something that was hot. We didn’t have sex: there was no sex in the scene. But the face-slap thing was brutal. I like it anywhere else, but too hard on my face and I start crying like a three year-old. I don’t know why. A lot of people are like that. It’s a whole different kind of humiliation.
I think it’s that whole dissociation thing; that disconnect where there really is no sexual penetration, almost no physical contact at all. It’s an objectification and the slap (as opposed to being spanked with an object) is an abrupt announcement of humanity. It’s a shock moment.
HB: Yeah. Especially when it is a complete stranger and they do it way hard. It’s demeaning, but kind of hot. I love that.
It’s definitely an adrenaline rush.
HB: Exactly. I love nasty, I love rough. It’s that rush; that search for that ‘holy fucking shit’ feeling. It’s in music, sex and… fuck it: yeah, drugs and alcohol too. You know what? The scene I want you to watch is on 4Tube. Let’s see, how do I describe it? It’s the second row, third clip. I have a dick in my mouth…
OK, I got it.
HB: I play an evil bitch pretty good. John Leslie did that scene and I love him. He’s crazy, but I love him. Him and Joey Silvera, I love them!
I’m going to play it now.
HB: Oh God.
Well, you knew I was going to watch it…
HB: I know. I fucked this guy up so bad. Are you watching?
Yes, I’m watching.
HB: I play the bitch character pretty good. I fucking love it! I’m blowing smoke in his face. I hate intros, but this scene has a good one. I’m handcuffed and I start fucking with him, spreading my legs and stuff. That’s the devil right there, buddy. I can’t believe we’re watching this over the phone…
This is pretty fucking cool. It’s pretty much the closest I’ll ever get to banging a porn star.
HB: Yeah that’s one of my favorite scenes. I’m pure devil in this thing. Fast forward to where I’m in the chair.
And there’s that legendary squirt!
HB: Oh yeah. I nailed that motherfucker.
Nice money shot! You’re a friggin’ champ!
HB: I do what I can…
Wow. So I guess we should get back to the interview…
HB: I guess I’ll give you the normal social networking crap. My MySpace (how corny!) is http://www.myspace.com/hunterbrycexxxand my stupid Twatter, I mean Twitter (laughs) account is http://twitter.com/realhunterbryce(because my name was already taken by somebody) and I don’t even know my Facebook page (laughs). I am actually starting my website in two weeks. I don’t even want to talk about the dumb movies I did, I hate that. Who cares? They’ll see it. How about I’ll be around, terrorizing a town near you?