The ProPerv Review
November 8, 2012
Review by The ProPerv | Smutlife
Greetings smut enthusiasts! I am TheProPerv, and I will be reviewing some of the best new vids for you to add to the spank bank. This, my first review, will feature two flicks from Bluebird Films, both directed by Marc Twain, “The Sybian Scam”, and “Rich Teen Sluts.”
I started with “The Sybian Scam”, mainly because of Jenna Presley and Lexi Belle. These two have been favorites of mine for a while. Who can go wrong with the amazing body and huge tits of Jenna Presley, or the extreme cuteness and fuckability of Lexi Belle? Anyways, the flick is about a “scam” where some guys get these girls to partake in a “butt and thigh toner”. Once there the girls, of course, get turned on and naked by riding this machine, which leads to some awesome cock sucking, and fucking.
Jenna Presley steals the show in this one. She calls the guy out on his scam and then proceeds to give him a top-notch blowjob before having her pretty little pussy fucked. This is by far the best scene of the flick. Lexi Belle, adorned in my favorite attire (knee high socks and sneakers), plays up her undeniable cuteness and shows just what a little slut she can be. She gives one nut busting, sloppy wet blowjob and then lays down and takes it like a champ. Ally Ann, Allie Haze and Angelina Ash, round out the rest of this two-hour flick, all of them proving to be cock hungry whores just dying for a load on their tight bodies.
The next flick is “Rich Teen Sluts”, and as the name implies, it’s full of Paris Hilton type sluts who complain, demand and downright run their fucking mouths. Personally, bitchy women with small tits doesn’t do shit for me, but if that’s your thing, get your cum rag ready.
Of all the girls in “RTS”, Carmen McCarthy and Kylee Reese are the highlights. Kylee is a tight blonde with pierced little tits who sucks a mean cock, and talks dirty the whole time she’s getting stuffed. That kind of shit, I love. Carmen McCarthy has the best scene though. Her boyfriend has a buddy who films them, in a rather decent scene. The best parts are when he gives his buddy the thumbs up while licking her slit and then stuffing it.
The rest of the girls (Chastity Lynn, Nicole Ray, Addison Cain) are all equally as bitchy and demanding, both for bullshit things like shoes or a trip to the movies, as they are for throbbing cock. Overall though, I would say it’s a decent addition to the spank bank, but just not for me.
That’s all for this week, perverts. See you next week with two new flicks for you to drain your reproductive goop to. Have fun!!!
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