Twistys latest release ANAL TREATS
February 15, 2011
Oh what a Valentines Day it was with not one, not two but three packages showing up on our desk containing, guess what? Porno’s! Yes! I get a funny feeling that Mr. Cupid is trying to butter us up by giving ol’ Saint Nick a run for his money. Must be a sign for things to be at Smutlife this year. We shall see.
Obviously the box that was opened first was packed with an assortment of wonderful treats. And without a doubt the first flick was definitely that. Straight out the batch of the freshly packaged smut came ‘Anal Treats‘ from Twistys.com. What could have been a more fitting title to review on this absolutely gorgeous holiday? Just like an unopened box of chocolates – actually better cause I already got one of those today.
Anal Treats is just that – straight gonzo-to-the-core anal access featuring a gang of ass-nymps: Amy Brookes, India Summer, Jennifer White, Rebecca Linares and Chastity Lynn. Director Bobby Manilla serves up back door blockbuster – or should we say butt-buster?
Amy Brookes, a pretty little blonde fuck tart, sets it off with an ass drilling from Danny Mountain. As hot as she is this broad is she sure the hell was banged up on all four corners. I totally understand the levels of wear-n-tear when it comes to fuckin on film but wow, this girl had all kinds of battle scars which to be honest is actually kind of hot to a degree. Who doesn’t love a little character from time to time? Regardless of the minor physical blemishes, Mountain still manages to make a mess of her filthy little ass as he pops of deep in side. Not always my cup of tea but I guess that’s just one of the assorted ways the girls in ‘Anal Treats‘ are awarded their, ummmmm, well their treat.
India Summer is a straight up bitch in her scene but that’s what makes this her scene so fuckin’ good. She shit talks, disrespects and just verbally abuses her personal driver (Justice Young – who seems to be a rather nice dude if you ask me) to the point that he just needs to check the ho’. And so rightfully he does. This sets the stage for the inevitable ass pounding that goes down in her kitchen – ANAL TREAT #2 cumming right up! India has a great set of little tits – always a fan of little boobies, long legs and a filthy foul mouth. Aside from the ass ravaging she’s served by Justice, this scene just wouldn’t be complete unless her dirty little mouth was completely washed out with jizz – and she gets exactly what she wishes. However, this broad still manages to pick right back up where she left off – running her yap and barking more shit. Some ho’s just never learn.
Jennifer White – Now I wasn’t exactly sure what her role was in this scene (other than to be Mark Wood’s personal cum dumpster) but I guess it doesn’t really fucking matter now does it? After a short drive into the night accompanied by some monolog on behalf of Wood pleading his case that he hasn’t had sex with his wife in 10yrs, (for some reason the lyrics, ‘Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn too?’ just run through my head here) the two make what is supposed to be a quick pit stop at Marks storage facility to pick up some tools for work. Ha! Perfect Mark. Didn’t see that coming? Talk about a victim of circumstance. Well, not like this wasn’t a preconceived scenario. Dead giveaway: conveniently placed sofa in the middle of storage facility makes for a perfect setting to serve up yet another – ANAL TREAT! Oh yeah, as quickly as Jenny’s mouth and vag are pumped full of ‘wood’ does Mark turn his attention to her ‘fat little’ ass that just doesn’t quite. Looking like she’s fresh out of school (high school that is), White handles Mark’s lesson in anal appreciation like a college graduate only to be treated like an alumni slut. Great scene and definitely look forward to more of what Jen has to offer. She’s definitely on the radar now.
Let’s cut through the nonsense here and get straight down to the nitty gritty. No need to fill the air with creatively eloquent word play – plus this review is getting to fuckin’ long. Spanish born fuck goddess Rebeca Linares gets her ‘anal treat’ delivery from a Mr. Jack Lawrence.
Here’s how it went down. Rebeca’s on the phone talking to someone about her dog (Bubbie) being lost when there’s a knock at the door. Huuuuuh? Now who could that be? Well, it’s Mr. Jack ‘fuckin’ Lawrence along with his big dick and the little white Maltese that brings these two lovely couples together for another scene bound to deliver an ‘ANAL TREAT!‘ And it doesn’t take long before the beautiful Linares is laying lip slugs all over Jacks cock with her enormous tits firmly filling every position. Those things are absolutely massive but if I was her I would have definitely served up my own little ass treat to the jerk off surgeon that butchered up her areolas. What an absolute travesty. But guess what, if I can look past that minor flaw (because her tits are really impressive) then so can you because when it comes to her getting her ass filled all that goes out the window. Soon enough Mr. Lawrence is rifling a load of milk straight into her pretty little mouth. How’s that ass taste Rebeca?
Wow, finding a lost dog and returning it to its rightful owner definitely has its perks. In a perfect world rewards could only be such a treat.
Lastly, Chastity Lynn. By the time I got to this chapter on the dvd I had started and stopped this flick at least 4 times – once for each previous scenes. But alas, we have arrived at the final scene of ‘ANAL TREATS.’
Chastity finds herself being reprimanded by her boss for not following the rules of being a good baby sitter. And girls, that rule is that there are absolutely NO BOYS ALLOWED. Now, I gotta be honest, but for a moment it seemed as if Ms. Chastity would be shit out of a job and looking for a new gig but intuition kicked in and this cute little blonde hussy quickly figured out a resolution that would save her job by forcing her boss to have a change of heart – her orifice’s. Chastity’s sword swallowing abilities are ‘next-to-none’ as she sloppily takes down every inch of cock in a rather impressive fashion. Now, as much as I like the ass fucking scenes, blowing nut up in the butt doesn’t do anything for me. At least pull out and hose it down. That’s my only gripe with this scene. Honorable mention in this scene – Chastity grinds out at least a two-piece in the orgasm department. Yeah, you’re probably thinking, ‘All these chicks fake that shit. What the fuck does this asshole know? ‘ And yes, more than a handful of times a scene will call for a chick to play up for the camera and YOU to satisfy your lackluster imagination. However I don’t feel like I was cheated out here. Go dig this one up, or download the scene from Twistys and I’m sure you’ll be as convinced as I was.
Great fun flick that won’t get viewed again because I got about 20 more of these god damn things to go through this week. Now where’s my fleshlube?!
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