Domino Hosts Tranny Strip Friday Night

(Los Angeles, CA) Domino Presley is headed to NYC to host Tranny Strip this Friday, March 2, at Evolve. Domino, along with Eva Lin and Morgan Bailey, will be hosting a red carpet event celebrating her big win at this year’s Tranny Awards. Domino recently won the coveted Shemale Yum Model of the Year award for the second year in a row. John Ed’s Tranny Strip is considered “New York’s Best Transsexual Party” and is every Friday from 10 pm to 4 am and features a Champagne Room, lap dances and tons of t-girl dancers, and is always a good time.

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Angry White Boy: What’s in a Name?

By Steve DiLodovico (Philadelphia Indie Music Examiner)

Don’t be put off by the name: Angry White Boy Clothing is not out to offend your gentle sensibilities. Creator and designer Jimmy Angry White Boy is not one to mince words and his Angry White Boy clothing line is designed with the same balls-out aesthetic.

“I don’t like government, I don’t like anything mainstream,” explains founder and owner Jimmy Angry White Boy. “I don’t like mainstream media in any way. I listen to a lot of Hardcore music; a lot of angry, aggressive music. It’s very simple: I’m an angry person when it comes to certain things. I was just sick and tired of everybody wearing the same things. You look around and all you see is Ecko, Ed Hardy, Affliction… If somebody’s going to wear that same ugly-ass shirt I can make something better, different and they can buy it from me instead.”

Inspired by and for the Hardcore community, AWB gear is a reflection of that scene’s fiercely DIY ethos. It’s a fairly simple concept: not satisfied with the options available to him, Jimmy took his love for hardcore and used his own talents and resources and put his energy into his passion and did it for himself.

“Angry White Boy is like my baby. I built it from scratch in the fall of 2007 and I did it all on my own dime. I created the whole thing all on my own with no backing. It was like “F**k it, let me just do this and see where it goes. I’m not trying to be the next Tommy Hilfiger or nothing. I’m completely self-taught: no schooling, no training whatsoever. I do everything myself.”

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20 Bucks for Sex?!

Tales of a Sex Store Worker

By Ms. Lucy Vonne | Smutlife

My week at work would not be complete without creepy guys coming into the store to make me uncomfortable. I came back from break the other day and my friend who I was working with told me to keep an eye on this guy that’s been wandering around the store.  She mentioned he was in earlier in the week and was wicked strange. So I went right over to him and asked him if he needed any help. He was looking through the porn when I talked to him. He was a young Muslim guy with a creepy mustache. He had the most difficult accent which made it very hard for me to decipher anything that he said.

He muttered something about wanting sex. Since we were looking at porn I hoped for the best and went ahead and asked him what it was that he was looking for regarding a flick.  He pointed to a few movies and asked how much and I told him.  He looked at me and said, “For sex?” Playing dumb I continued to talk about the movies and said that they did have sex in them if that was what he was looking for.

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Anal Warfare: Pre-cautionary steps to keep the casualties of war numbers down, and recruits up!

Anal sex once was a very taboo topic of discussion.  That, my friends, is no longer the case.  In fact, in today’s society more and more couples are trying anal and also finding to their surprise, that they love it. However, for those who have never tried it before, some may find it to be uneasy and a bit painful at first.  Here are some pre-cautionary steps you may want to consider before trying anal sex with your partner or partner’s.

The first thing you need to know is that a lubricant is a must the first time around with your partner if she/he hasn’t experienced it before.  There are many lubricants which are specifically available for anal sex which will help make the process move along smoothly. You may wonder why lubricant is so important for anal sex.  It is because it will be next to impossible to have anal sex without lubricants. A lubricant will make the experience more enjoyable as it will help prevent tearing if your partner is really tight or small.  Go easy on them. That’s for both guys and GAL’s! This can go both ways you know?

Some people will try to use saliva when they want to have anal sex. No, no, no! That isn’t a solution. Even though it’s free and it might be appropriate for certain occasions, saliva is probably the worst kind of lubricant you should use. The whole ‘spitting’ thing might be a turn on to you or your partner but you still need to slap on a lubricant before getting down and dirty.  You should also try to use a condom when you are having anal sex. Why? This should be a no brainer.  I know to many individuals that got burned during their first experience with anal sex and mainly because they were either ignorant, or the fact that they just got caught up in the heat of the moment.  Ask yourselves this guys, ‘Would you go running up in to a port-o-john and stick your cock down inside a full tank of human excrement and swoosh it around like you were mixing up cake batter?’ Nah, I didn’t think so.  Which brings us to the next point you should keep in mind.

If anal sex is on the plate that’s being served up tonight, then you and your partner should probably have the intuition of being prepared for the dining festivities. Especially if it’s the receiver’s first-time. Key word here – Enema.  A quick flushing of the pipes will definitely help eliminate any possibility of fecal matter and the inevitable funk of embarrassment that so often follows from behind.  That is unless you and your partner are partaking in a ‘skat’ session.  And if that be the case, then this would be a completely useless article for you to be reading because were are not covering that subject right now.

Here’s another scenario.  Option number 1 – Would you prefer a potato that has been yanked straight out the ground, hard with all of it’s earth minerals still covering it’s rough outer skin?  Or, option number 2 – The potato that has been washed, peeled and properly baked, cut and smothered with butter?  I myself would probably pick the later of the two options. Cleanliness and the practice of proper hygiene will definitely help keep the party pumping if you are in for a night of ass-fucking.  Simple as that.

There are also plenty of sex toys which are designed for anal sex. First timers should definitely start off small and move up the ladder when it comes to the size of the toy you choose to start of with.  That is unless you’re really ambitious and eager to play with the big boys. But for the beginners, you should definitely start with a small plug or even a strand of beads.  Both come in a variety of sizes and colors.

Next, you should remember to remain relaxed and take it slow the first few times.  Always use a lubricant unless you’re body is already producing a natural one.  This can happen once you become really comfortable with anal and the idea of taking it in the ass just turns you one.  Also, step it up a notch and try the next big thing available out there one the market.  So, we’ve all heard the ol’ expression – two is better then one, right?  Well, guess what, with anal sex sometimes that line definitely hold some truth to it for certain individuals.  Once you’re comfortable with your partner, or just comfortable in general, you will be happy to say that you’ve expanded your sexual lifestyle into an area that is taking the world by storm.

Kids and Dildos Don’t Mix

By Ms. Lucy Vonne | Smutlife

I’m faced with many challenges while I’m at work. One of them which happens to be one of the most important is making sure everyone who enters the store is of legal age.  New York State law says that a person must be at least 18 years old to be inside of a adult sex store.  It doesn’t matter if you are with someone who is of age, anyone entering the store MUST be 18 otherwise we could get into huge trouble.  This is marked on a sign right as you enter the store where everyone can see it. But of course no one actually follows the rules and I often end up asking for ID’s from the youngsters.

Teenagers constantly try to come into the store and fool around and act like little beasts and mess stuff up. I stop them at the door and ID them, which they aren’t always ready for. They give me the old “Oh, I don’t have my ID on me but my friend is 18” speech. Yeah that’s not going to work on me. I don’t ask everyone who comes into the store for ID, only if you look too young to be in there. A few times kids have come into the store and they looked old enough to be in there and I let them walk around. But then they make the mistake of asking me if they have to be a certain age to be in the store, this is a dead give away. Of course they end up being like 15 because they tell me straight out and I send them on their way.

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Never Ever Do That Again!

By Ms. Lucy Vonne | Smutlife

Our store is not only about selling things but we are also there to help people when they have questions about things that are, or are not, going on in their sex lives. I try my best to help out  in anyway that I can. But sometimes certain individuals just need a little schooling.

This man called the other day because he was having a sexual problem with his girlfriend. He was saying that she has a very hard time getting turned on and when she gets into it, it takes a really long time to reach the point of orgasm. There are many solutions to this I thought in my head, but then he gave me the final detail.  He stated that she is not a big fan of sex toys and isn’t open to experimenting with stimulating creams or pills either.  He wanted to find out how he could get her into it without her knowing.

So I started with some basic questions like – Have you every tried anything before? Is she afraid of toys and that’s why she doesn’t want to use them? Have you talked about stimulation creams before? I was giving him a whole lot of information and I think he got a little overwhelmed.  So I took a moment and took a more strategic approach.

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My Favorite Customer

By Ms. Lucy Vonne | Smutlife

I have gotten really good at reading customers when they come into the store. Especially the ones I think will spend lots of money and want everything in the store. They are fun but not as much fun as when the situation is “Sugar Daddy” infused. You can always spot them as soon as they walk into the store. Usually it’s an older gentleman with his label covered, probably my age and most of the time accompanied by a foreign girlfriend. Once or twice I’ve seen this with gay men as well but 90% of the time it’s the older man/younger lady scenario.

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Angry White Boy

We hooked up with our dude Jimmy at AWB (AngryWhiteBoy Inc.) and got the opportunity to find out what his new line of apparel is really all about.  The foundation for AngryWhiteBoy comes from nothing but sheer love and passion for NYHC, fueled by the fusion of frustration and anger that stems from a sector of society that has nearly lost every ounce of individualistic character and even more importantly, the ability for one to think for themself.

Since the company’s emergence just over a year ago, AWB Inc. has been receiving much love and support from a community that can be hard to win over.  Jimmy AWB makes ever attempt at staying on the playing field and supporting as many of the local shows in the tri-state area as he possibly can.  However, he has also been under much scrutiny because of the companies name. On multiple occasions AWB’s Myspace accounts have been deleted do to reports submitted by weak, narrow minded, ignorant individuals that are incapable of seeing through the political incorrectness of what the brand and it’s foundation completely stands for and go against.

Take a few minutes and watch the ‘AngryWhiteBoy’ video and you’ll get a better idea of what it’s really all about.  You can also visit the AWB Inc. site and check out the new line of apparel.  Support your local hardcore scene and give AWB Inc. a little love.

www.myspace.com/awbinc

www.myspace.com/angrywhitegirlclothing

www.angrywhiteboyinc.com

Men’s Packages

By Ms. Lucy Vonne | Smutlife

Never in my life have I seen so many pairs of men’s balls then I have at work. Now first of all I’m not actually seeing them up close and personal all in the nude. But not much is being left to the imagination in most cases.  I wouldn’t mind if the balls were on the bodies of hot attractive men who I would enjoy doing naughty things to me. But as my luck would have it, all the packages I have seen busting out have belonged to much older men.

Sweatpants are comfy and I love them. But there is a time and place for them. Men, you should know not to wear them to a sex store.  For example – This man comes in every so often and always has the same pair of sweatpants on. He spends his time in the male enhancement section and likes to talk to me about the newest stuff. The sweatpants are navy and have the elastic ankle bands. These my friends are not baggy ones either, they are pretty snug. Yep, it is all out there for me to see. He only occasionally buys things; he must just like to show off the goods. Which, are not good at all. Read more

Is Clothing Optional?

By Ms. Lucy Vonne | Smutlife

One of the things I have learned is to always have a smile on my face. Even if there is a creepy strange man saying weird things to me and making me cringe. The guys that always have the strangest things to say for some reason like to talk to me. Maybe because I just entertain them and listen. I don’t want to make them feel bad and I would never be mean to them unless they really crossed the line. But sometimes after they leave I have the WTF just happened look on my face, like yesterday.

I came up from downstairs and heard my coworker talking to this man and saying something about I would have more info on the subject and he should talk to me. Usually that means they have a porn question; and those are sent my direction. This man walks over and I knew this was going to be interesting.

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Keep Your Shirt On

By Ms. Lucy Vonne | Smutlife

Why is it when silly/crazy things happen at work it’s usually on the same day as another? The other day was lets lift up our shirt day. And normally if you are an attractive man I have no issue with that – I welcome the lifting. But when you’re a strange little man or old and sweaty, keep it on please. They don’t pay me enough to look at that.

 

First was this young kid who wanted to leave some fliers for a dungeon in the store. He must have been 19 or 20 and defiantly had his own style. Dressed in all black with I don’t know how many chains and bobbles hanging off him. Spiked hair loud with gel and colors and adorned with some flashy goggles. To each his own but not for me. Read more

Top 10 sexual mistakes made by women

by Chuck Altmix

Men and women are equally guilty of mistakes when it comes to sex. In addition to money issues, sexual dissatisfaction is among the top reasons why relationships fade. Busy lives, careers, stress and children are other factors that contribute to the sexual downturn of couples.  However, it is often one person who is particularly dissatisfied with their sex life because their partner is not as sexually charged as he or she would like them to be.

At the risk of ruffling some feathers, I felt it was time to do a follow up article to “Top 10 sexual mistakes made by men”. However, this time we focus on the most common sexual blunders and faux pas made by women. Remember that it takes two to tango. Communication, trust and sexual variety between partners are always the best ways to avert animosities in the bedroom.

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