Fresh-Faced Girls & Deep Throating

(Chatsworth, CA) Porn.com is pulling out all the stops this week with the release of not one, but two titles from some of their most popular series—Make Them Gag #3 and I Am Eighteen #6. The third installation of Make Them Gag stars Jamie Marie, Crista Moore, Haliey James, Allison Pierce, Whitney Stevens and Lola Banks. These girls are troopers—it’s all the way back to the tonsils and there’s no stopping these babes until all their mascara has run down their faces. Included on the DVD is a bonus scene with Lola Banks in Tight Holes, Big Poles Volume 3. I Am Eighteen #6 stars DVD cover girl Mallory Rae Murphy, famous for her virginity on camera, along with Tiffany Star, Haley Sweet, Kandi Milan, Misty Love and Cara Dee. These young, tender sluts are verified to be 18 and they have the pigtails and IDs to prove it—we dare you to check. I Am Eighteen #6 features a bonus scene from Sex for Grades Volume 6 with more from Cara Dee. Both titles street this week. Read more

We’re About to Pop Your Bubble

(Erie, PA) Marie Madison and her partners in crime Jade Houston, Presley Scott and Rachel Porter are going to blow bubbles and there are so sexy that you might just get yours popped! Marie is the Queen of Micro-Fetish and her newest release, Just Bubbles, is a pure bubblegum fetishist’s dream. You get 8 full scenes of pure bubble gum blowing, chewing and snapping—yes, you heard right! These babes are wearing their bras and panties and don pigtails and nurse’s outfits for an extra level of added kink. There are challenges to find out who can blow the biggest bubble and other tricks that end up with sticky candy all over these ladies’ faces, just the way you like it. Just Bubbles hits the streets today, Monday, June 21st.
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‘House Hunters’ Pt. 1

By Mr. DiLodovico | Smutlife

House Hunters part 1 is a new release from Girlfriends Films and it stars British bombshell Tanya Tate as a lonely, abused housewife in the midst of a bitter divorce looking to sell her house. She encounters real estate agent Arielle Ferrara, a sultry professional woman in the market for more than just some escrow. Ms. Tate creates a wonderful scene with her co-star; the two fall into a heated tryst after Arielle offers comfort and guidance to Tanya.

The movie carries on with similar themes: later two more agents for Thornhill Estates (Dana DeArmond and India Summer) spy a beautiful house and make their way to meet the owner. Instead they find the owner’s stepdaughter, played in a sexy short, plaid skirt by Chastity Lynn, who proceeds to show them the house. When the two agents discover all sorts of naughty toys in Chastity’s room a torrid threesome ensues with the two MILFs reveling in Chastity’s not-so-innocent sex drive.

The best scene of the film involves Prinzzess and Ryan Keely. Ryan is at her wits’ end when it comes to finance and she looks to Prinzzess for help in refinancing her home. Prinzzess knows there is only one way Ryan can keep the house, and the price is a steep one.

Girlfriends Films (whose tagline is “For fine folks with good hearts and curious minds”) specializes in soft, sensual girl/girl erotica, relying heavily on storyline and scenario setup to drive the fantasy. Fans of lipstick lesbian films with minimal toy play and seductive entrapments will thoroughly enjoy this offering. It packs a good mix of MILFs with younger stars and delivers the kind of sensual beauty that most hardcore all-girl films lack.

We Love Redheads Vol. 1 (Pink Visual)

If you are a redhead fan then you will love this movie. It’s packed full of cute girls with luscious red locks. For the most part I really liked this movie but a few times I was disappointed.

The scene that should have never happened was with Faye (Valentine) Regan. Now I love her, she’s super cute. But they had her with these two old gross guys. Who thought this was a good idea. I was so turned off by them I had to stop watching. So bad, bad move Pink Visual.

Although they redeemed themselves with the scene that had Dane Cross, Kris Slater and Frankie Vargas in it. This was a super hot scene with some gorgeous men. Frankie was super cute and took those two cocks like it was a piece of cake, mmmmm cake.

Also great was Audrey Hollander. She was with two boys, one cute and one not so much. Audrey is dirty and I love it. She dirty talks them a lot, even while getting some DP fun. She totally loves two cocks in her.

The other two scenes were also entertaining. It opens with an all girl scene with my favorite Nikki Rhodes and then Marie McCray and Shane Ryder. They are hanging out and decide to get naked, because that’s always how it works with girls when they hang out. They bump and grind all over each other and play with fun toys.

Jessica Stone gets it on with CJ who really does not have good hair. But hair aside they have a pretty good scene. Although when she’s talking she has a weird tone in her voice.

So if red heads and red bushes are your thing then you and your penis will love this movie. Although be warned about the old guys, no fun.

A Review by: Lucy Vonne

Gangbang Junkies Vol. 3 (Pink Visual)

Review by Ms. Vonne | Smutlife

I’m going to be completely honest and say 95% of the time watching this movie I felt really uncomfortable because of what I was seeing on screen. I can’t imagine ever wanting to experience anything like this. The guys were the same in every scene and just acted like complete scum bags. Slapping, spitting and throwing around the girls. This movie was not sexual for me at all.

Cover girl Bonny Bon is another thing. She seemed to enjoy all the abuse and madness going on and she got the worst of it. Everything from anal to a whole bunch of double penetration. They smacked the shit out of her and she kept asking for more. At one point they even did some double anal. This scene made me the most uncomfortable out of all of them.

Costumes were a big part of the rest of the scenes. Nicole Evans was a girl scout, Jasmine Rouge was a devil and Debbie White was in a sailor outfit. The only other girl that did anal was Debbie. She got a bunch of DP and anal. Towards the end they were only interested in doing anal on her. She got a little her time when she sat on one guys face.

Jasmine and Nicole stuck to just vaginal. Nicole’s was the tamest out of the bunch but still just hit a sour note with me. They carried her in a box and stuck her right back in it when they were done with her. Jasmine has her group dressed in those costumes from the movie “Scream.” It was rather strange and not sexy. One guy kept making noises that sounded like Chewbacca while he was banging. That did make me laugh.

This movie is only for those who want extreme hardcore gangbang action. Otherwise do not watch this film or you will be squirming uncomfortably in your seat the whole time like me.

Review by Lucy Vonne

Double Penetration Tryouts Vol. 7

Ahhhh, the classic act of DP, who doesn’t like a good DP every now and again. Well these girls are all giving it a go for the “first” time and they take it like champs.

Velicty Von is super cute, even while having two penises pounding her. They give you a really nice behind shot of them deep in her. Another cutie was Nadia Styles. She gets lured back to the guys house and next thing you know its DP time.

In one scene Maya Gates gets it on with guys from a previous scene. They are busy men. They tell her to do DP like an American girl. Because we all know one of the staples of being an American girl is doing DP. Do they teach that in girl scouts? Besides that it was a pretty good scene.

Claudia Downs is having car trouble and gets the boys to help her out for sexual favors in return. She was super vocal and sometimes a little squeaky throughout. One guy was cute but the other should have gone away. It took a long time before the DP fun but they eventually got down to it.

I love when boys do rock paper scissors to see who gets a blowjob first, classy. Either way they both win and Mya Mckay goes down on both of them. They went really quick to anal. However, there was just something awkward about the scene and they just didn’t work well together. You never see the guys’ faces which was annoying because I like to see what I’m working with.

It started with a bang and had a few good scenes and few so-so ones. Nothing spectacular or ‘out of this world’ but it will turn you on.

A Lucy Vonne review…

Teens For Cash Vol. 15 (pink visual)

This was one of the hardest movies I have had to watch. Men you may still like this movie if the girls are the only things you are paying attention to. Ladies this movie will not turn you on, unless old, bald and not in good shape men are your thing. They are in every single scene together. They don’t even find new old guys; it’s the same ones the whole entire time. Who thought this was a good idea. This movie was terrible. I want to be turned on when I’m watching porn. Not pushing the fast forward button the whole time to speed up the old man balls on the screen.

The girls were all cute and I feel bad they had to lick old man penis. Chloe Chanel did a good job tackling the men. Kayden Faye I though was super cute. But I was scared one of the guys was going to have a heart attack at one point, no good.

They hire Tatiana Kush to clean the house but get her to clean their pipes. The scene looked monotonous because they kept doing the same moves over and over again.

The other two girls Monica Morales and Melissa Juliana each held their own against the old man balls when it was their turn.

I will never watch this movie again. I actually didn’t even want to touch myself when this was over. Hot cute young men should be used next time. You don’t need old men to prove the girls are teens. We get the point already.

Review by: Ms. Lucy Vonne

Monster Cock Junkies Vol. 5 (Pink Visual)

Giant cocks are something every girls hopes to find when they take a guys pants off for the first time. Lucky for these girls they are all in for a nice monster cock surprise. They crave some large penis and that is exactly what they are about to get it.

Rebecca Linares gets the porn version of the Hulk, this man is built and so is his cock. I love watching Rebecca because she is always so enthusiastic in her scenes. For such a tiny thing she packs a lot of power. The camera man gets a really good underneath shot of a huge cock deep inside of her. I was impressed when she got some anal action in with his giant penis too. Evan Stone was able to get some anal fun with his scene also. I love Evan! He is always a joy to watch plus he has a great penis; that thing is huge! He also throws out some really interesting positions that I really want to try but I’m afraid that I might hurt myself.

Another hottie, was Ben English who gets it on with cutie Madison Young. There was another guy there but I had no idea who he was, I was to busy watching Ben. They get some double penetration fun in with her. Another double time was Jennifer Dark and Nika Noir when they double-teamed a guy named Chris. They both blew him before taking turns riding his cock. Jennifer even got some anal fun in for her own pleasure. There were a whole lot of really big monster cocks going in and out of vagina’s here.

Which brings us to our little miss cover girl Sasha Grey who also gets a giant cock thrown up in her from Mr. Mark Ashley. She gives him a major blow job which gets him wet enough to slide-ride in.  Sasha dirty talks him the whole time and I must say that I have never before heard her yell the way she did during this scene. It was obvious that she was really into what Mark had to offer.

These ladies all were delighted to find monster cocks in their men’s pants. If you want to watch tiny girls get pounded by giant cocks then you should get this movie.

Review by: Ms. Lucy Vonne (SexyBlogTime.com)

Wife Switch Vol. 7 – Review

Couples all the time want to add a little excitement to their sex lives. Many of them turn to swinging and switch partners. Here we follow five groups of couples as they explore this fun new world. For the most part the girls always rub up on each other first and then the switching takes place.

Carolyn and Van Damage meet Nick Manning and Michelle. This was a pretty good scene. I love the fact that Nick always grunts and yells out random things while he is doing it. They get some pretty good underneath close up shots of the penises deep in the vagina’s.

Veronica and Jack get the chance to switch with Marcus London and Devon Lee. They all have good chemistry and work well together. However some did not work well together. Couple Dylan and Nicholas fight and he freaks outs before anything really happens with Bella and Talon. Unfortunately he leaves which made me sad because he is really hot and Talon who stayed did nothing for me. But they made the best of their threesome and still had fun.

Brook Haven and Trent are cute together. They get matched with Regan Reese and Ramone who is so freaking hot. Plus he has an accent and really nice body, yes please! Both girls got really vocal through out the whole thing.

It ends with a bang with Daisy Lane and Otto Bauer meeting Audrey Hollander and Dick. Daisy and Dick go at it but the scene stealer’s are Audrey and Otto. She looks like the all American girl but put a penis in her mouth and she gets nasty and I love it. I was paying attention to them the whole time. Loved it!

I would recommend this movie to people. Maybe it will inspire you to go play wife switch. Just make sure your wife thinks it’s a good idea too. Or you will be sleeping on the couch.

Reviewed by Ms. Lucy Vonne (SexyBlogTime.com)

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Pizza Girls (1978) aka Pizza Girls, We Deliver!

Pizza Girls (1978)

Directed by Bob Chinn
Starring John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Candida Royalle
Rated X
USA

Words by Ken McIntyre

“Your name is Anne Chovy?”

“I know, what a coincidence!”

It took ‘em awhile to realize that porn didn’t have to be funny or interesting or good to sell units. Back in the 70′s, during adult cinema’s so-called “Golden Age”, X flicks were actually shot on 35mm film. There were location shoots and scripts, and even a modicum or two of acting skill. That doesn’t even make sense when you compare it to modern stroke-cinema, which has been reduced to fetish-intensive clips with no build-up or storylines, just mechanical sports-fucking with messy and often tragic endings. They look like two entirely different animals. The lines are blurred further still when you stumble upon a rusty old gem like Pizza Girls, which clearly mines the teen sex com for inspiration, and then splatters a bunch of graphic humping on top.

As the title would suggest, Pizza Girls follows the carnal exploits of the gang at Country Girl Pizza, a popular neighborhood pizzeria in San Francisco run by – naturally – John the Pizza Man (John Holmes, RIP), a gruff, tough-talking horse’s ass who takes phone orders with the cheerful greeting of “It’s your dime your wasting, pal.”

Given John’s nasty attitude, he’d have to have a serious hook to get by, and he certainly does: a four-girl army of skateboarding hussies in halter-tops and short-shorts who vroom around town delivering pies and, if need be, a little something extra. Our sex on wheels team includes Geno (Candida Royalle), the ‘head’ specialist, Shakey (Laurien Dominique, RIP), Celeste (Christine De Shaffer), and the new girl, Anne Chovy (Desiree Cousteau), who, unlike her gum-snapping, hard-case co-workers, really is a country girl.

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An ‘ASS TRAP’ Review

Well when it comes to reviews I can’t be all that biased regarding the production companies that we are going to be covering.  But I will say this – EVIL ANGEL has got to be one of my favorite producers of gonzo content in the market today.  And the following titled review is exactly why.

ASS TRAP – Directed by Mr. John Leslie.

Now, I will say this, I am definitely blessed to have a wife with a great ass.  I’m sure her Latin bloodlines have a little to do with it too.  And the sheer though of comparing a white girls ass to a Latin woman’s ass might just sound absurd. But honey, if you read this don’t take it personal and please don’t put me on any sort of restrictions.  There’s definitely a reason why Alexis Texas is in the first scene of ASS TRAP which is why this has been my chosen review of the weekend.

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Skinema…

By A. Starr | Smutlife

Chris Nieratko (ex-big brother magazine editor and impresario of smut) must have realized that he really needed to air out some dirty laundry.  So, what better way to do it then by putting out a book documenting one’s on life with an outrageously funny mix of weekly porn reviews that he had composed while working for Hustler magazine. Read more

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