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Mike Hunt Delivers Twice

January 25, 2012  

Lookmommyfirstblackpenis430x611 Mike Hunt Delivers TwiceTwo new releases from Mike Hunt! “Look Mom, My First Black Penis” and “Duke Fuckem, A Hardcore Video Game Parody” are ready to knock your pants off!

This is no Joke! Jim Powers has found young nervous newbies who really truly are filmed having their first black penis! This is the truth — he found three brand-spanking new girls to shoot in these scenes. You have got to see this to believe it!

Check out the look on these girl’s faces when they meet a dick of another color. You may not see a couple of them do any more scenes — they may have just wanted to check out the difference between flavors of chocolate and vanilla. Do you recognize them? I don’t think so. You have got to buy this DVD just in case these girls decide not to do anymore scenes and the title becomes a collector’s item.trans Mike Hunt Delivers Twice

In one girl’s scene she is truly amazed. It was literally her first week in the business and now she’s gone. Another was a hooker from the Bunny Ranch who had never been with black guy! Read more

Kick Azz, A XXX Parody; and The Brides of Countess Recula

December 21, 2011  

KickAzz parody Kick Azz, A XXX Parody; and The Brides of Countess ReculaTwo cult DVDs emerge from Powersville. Brand new comic book parody “Kick Azz, A XXX Parody,” and recently re-discovered cult classic “The Brides of Countess Recula” are being released through JM Productions.

Kick Azz parodies the comic book of the same name where director, Ralph Long, and his Miami sidekick Dommy B, decide to become superheros with no other super powers other than spouting super-goofy dialogue and banging super-hot chicks! The two guys team up with “Hitgirl” played by smoking-hot former Miss Columbia Esperanza Gomez to keystone this compilation of whacky scenarios involving the quest to make a difference, and to bone as many hot chicks as possible! Read more

Jim Powers’ Massaged, Oiled and Fucked

December 6, 2011  

 

Massaged, Oiled and Fucked is the second release out of Mike Hunt. It’s shot and directed by Jim Powers, and stars Shay Golden, Jamey Janes, Nicole Aniston, Aubrey Adams, with Evan Stone, Ryan Driller, Jessy Jones, Adam Wood, Ralph Long, and Drehyden.

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This is the massage film you have been aching for! More satisfying to watch than to actually be a fly on the wall, thanks to the masterful camerawork of Jim Powers, you will watch this DVD again and again! This film is the prime example of why massage sex movies are so popular on the Internet. Read more

Reviews, Ruminations, Insults, Insinuations and Slander

July 21, 2011  

Words by Rex Kuntz ESQ | SMUTLIFE

jesus cuddle Reviews, Ruminations, Insults, Insinuations and SlanderWelcome back you fucking perverts! Sorry uncle Rex has been away for a bit, but I’ve been upholding my mission as diligently as ever. Yes, even a scumbag like me has a purpose and a mission on this planet: to watch as much bad porn as possible so YOU don’t have to. By undertaking this Herculean task I hope to save all my fellow connoisseurs of filth hours of time and hundreds (if not thousands) of dollars on bad, unsatisfying porn. I will selflessly subject myself to all that the adult business has to offer for YOUR sake. In a way I’m a lot like Jesus… Read more

Review: ‘ANAL TREATS’

February 15, 2011  

Review by Tactless Wes | Smutlife

twistys analtreats Review: ANAL TREATSOh what a Valentines Day it was with not one, not two but three packages showing up on our desk containing, guess what?  Porno’s!  Yes! I get a funny feeling that Mr. Cupid is trying to butter us up by giving ol’ Saint Nick a run for his money.  Must be a sign for things to be at Smutlife this year. We shall see.

Obviously the box that was opened first was packed with an assortment of wonderful treats.  And without a doubt the first flick was definitely that.  Straight out the batch of the freshly packaged smut came ‘Anal Treats‘ from Twistys.com.  What could have been a more fitting title to review on this absolutely gorgeous holiday?  Just like an unopened box of chocolates – actually better cause I already got one of those today.

Anal Treats is just that – straight gonzo-to-the-core anal access featuring a gang of ass-nymps: Amy Brookes, India Summer, Jennifer White, Rebecca Linares and Chastity Lynn.  Director Bobby Manilla serves up back door blockbuster – or should we say butt-buster? Read more

MILF Shakes Bringing Boys to the Yard

February 7, 2011  

286 CHOCMILFSHAKE DVD MILF Shakes Bringing Boys to the YardChocolate MILF Shake is bringing all the boys to the yard and to the video store to pick up this latest title from Black Market. This brand new series stars, Nyomi Banxxx, Solei, Neela Sky and Olivia Winters, along with an appearance from Prince Yahashua. Directed by Vito Van Gogh, Chocolate MILF Shake streets today.

“Any movie with Nyomi Banxxx will do extremely well,” James Melendy, Black Market Owner. “She might be a MILF, but you’d never know it. And Vito Van Gogh is one of our top new directors. This new series has all the elements to do phenomenally.”

A relative newcummer to the porn industry, Black Market may only have three years under their belt, but they are taking over and being as ghetto as they want to be. Black Market has garnered many AVN Award nominations and won 12 Urban X Awards including Best New Company in 2008. With well-shot movies and some of the hottest stars and directors in porn like Urban X Awards 2009 Porn Star of the Year, the outrageous and bodacious Pinky, the Black James Bond, Richard Mann, and newcummer Flash Brown, Black Market is urban porn. Go to official website BlackMarketXXX.com to buy movies, view tons of screen shots and watch Video-on-Demand. RaunchyPassport.com, the best in Black and interracial porn, features more of your favorite Black Market performers and their scenes.

Meet Samantha & Her 5 Boyfriends

February 7, 2011  

261 GANGBANG5 DVD Meet Samantha & Her 5 Boyfriends(Chatsworth, CA) In Home Made Media’s Gangbang #5, Samantha gets banged by five of her boyfriends (who prefer to remain nameless). And five might be not enough—this slut isn’t satisfied with just one or two cocks and will fuck and suck until she’s completely covered in jizz. Gangbang #5 streets today.

Gangbang #5 might be the best DVD in this series,” says James Melendy, Black Market Owner. “Samantha is so into all five guys and she looks like she could take on more. They’re all amateurs, but she gives and receives like a pro. It doesn’t get much more real or hotter than this.”

Home Made Media is 100% amateur and has released male stroking, girl on girl action, couples, blowjob, Asian, fetish and tranny movies. Home Made Media releases the best amateur movies and pays cash for footage. Submissions must meet certain criteria, including actually being amateurs over the age of 18. Footage must be shot by someone who knows how to hold and use a camera.

Anyone interested in being the newest amateur porn star, should send an email to info@myhomemademedia.com <mailto:info@myhomemademedia.com> for more details and check out the website, myhomemademedia.com.

HOSED featuring Shyla Stylez | REVIEW

January 26, 2011  

wickedhose HOSED featuring Shyla Stylez | REVIEWReview by Calvin Smitty | Smutlife


Awesome, awesome find today in the mailbox!  Does that establish the enthusiasm? Well if it doesn’t then wake up, get some coffee and come back when you’re with us because we just got a handful of the latest releases from Wicked Pictures and how happy were we to see Shyla Stylez on the cover of HOSED, an ALL SEX, ALL ANAL extravaganza.  Finally an anal flick from Wicked that we can review!

HOSED is just that, a collection of unmeltable scenes with some of the hottest fuck tarts in porn providing cleaning services to sports cars and their respectful owners.  Not until the services have been rendered are these beauties allowed to collect payment.  But not in all instances does the reward come in the form of dead presidents.  Fortunately a rather quick and mutual resolution is reached with both parties in the most satisfying of ways.

Right off the bat Kaycee Brooks, whom we’ve never seen perform before on film does a phenomenal job at winning us over.  With her innocent teen, next-door type vibe going on accompanied by a wonderfully thick ass, Kaycee gets an up-front and center pounding on the hood of Kris Slater’s BMW.  I gotta say this chic definitely has a lot of great stuff to work with and should definitely be around for a long time to cum. Read more

The Perv’s Corner: ‘SPEED’ from Wicked Pictures.

December 28, 2010  

SpeedRexKuntz review  The Pervs Corner: SPEED from Wicked Pictures. Words by: Rex Kuntz ESQ. | Smutlife

Welcome back you slappy-handed wankers! Happy holidays and all the fake bullshit. I hope Santa or Satan brought you all the filth and debauchery your little hands could hold. I know I got a stocking full of porn and we all know how happy that makes ol’ uncle Rex. And now I want to share my holiday cheer with you.

One of the best gifts I got came from the good folks at Wicked Pictures. Not only did they send me vids, they sent me a whole bunch of salacious shwag to better grease the wheels. Have no fear, though: Rex Kuntz is a shill for NOBODY and he can’t be bought. I consider it my duty to bring you only the finest bits of smut that the skin industry purveys. You can trust Rex. Read more

Wicked Pictures latest release “Study Buddy Booty Call”

December 23, 2010  

2231 front Wicked Pictures latest release Study Buddy Booty CallReview by A. Starr | Smutlife

STUDY BUDDY BOOTY CALL

Coming home from school and trying to get my study on was always an absolute horror, which is one of the many reasons why I didn’t get to walk with my graduating class.  But that’s not the topic for today’s discussion.  What we are here to focus on is WHY has higher learning become such a challenge for the majority of the students in this country.

Why do we here in America have the lowest high school graduation rate in the world? Is it a lack of self-discipline? Is it the absence of morals & family structure? Possibly it’s stems from any number of undetected psychological or behavioral disorders that adolescents deal with on a daily basis.  Or, could it possibly be the overwhelming number of promiscuous teenage girls that have infiltrated our schools?  Well, I wish I knew the answer to this.  Regardless of what the reason may be, Wicked Pictures may help shed some light on this growing crisis.

See how quickly study sessions turn into situations of sexual debauchery as filthy hot high school honey’s get pounded out in this hardcore after school special.

STUDY BUDDY BOOTY CALL is prime example of a failing educational system.  Director Jonathan Morgan does a superb job at tackling a socially relevant topic in this 6-scene spank-a-thon and proves exactly why we can not leave it in the hands of our youth to resolve an issue that is bound to create profound, long-term affects on our country for generations to cum – pun absolutely intended.

Featuring Jessie Cox, Amia Miley, Jessie Andrews, Loni Evans, Jessi Palmer, Ashli Orion, Kris Slater, Danny Mountain, Tommy Gunn, Dane Cross & Rocco Reed.

THE PERV’S CORNER – “Bad Girls 5″ review by Rex Kuntz Esq.

November 29, 2010  

Reviews by: Rex Kuntz ESQ | Smutlife

download 3 THE PERV’S CORNER   Bad Girls 5 review by Rex Kuntz Esq.“Bad Girls 5″ – Digital Playground

This week’s featured sleaze comes from the good folks at Digital Playground, as they supplied your old buddy Rex with a plethora of new releases. A special shoutout goes out to the DP people for finally stepping up and sending out some Blue Rays this time. You just can’t beat watching giant, clearly defined vaginas in perfect, Hi-Def clarity on a giant TV screen. The shit almost swallows you whole… Of the four films I “watched” I will review two in this column and two in the next. Even a sick degenerate like me only has so many loads to spare and if you pull too many you end up getting nothing but knee cartilage after so many attempts. That and some serious chafing. Anyway, this week’s titles include Raven Alexis is a Nymphomaniac, Riley Steel in Roommates, Kayden Kross in Love & Marriage and the star-studded Bad Girls 5, which features an ensemble cast of harlots from the Digital Playground stable. Read more

Couples Letting You Into Their Living Rooms & Bedrooms

July 1, 2010  

Couples11fc Couples Letting You Into Their Living Rooms & BedroomsWhat’s the best place to fuck? The living room? The bedroom? The kitchen? It doesn’t really matter where you fuck as long as someone is watching—at least that’s how the couples in Home Made Media’s Couples #11 feel. You watching them helps get them off—they let you into their home and run the video cameras and all they ask is that you watch. The fun part is you never know whom you’re watching—it could be your hot co-worker, your freaky neighbor or your dowdy boss. But it’s a risk you’ll have to take. Home Made Media’s Couples #11 stars K Lynn Natalie Paris, Monica Austin, Angel and Jenny and streets this week—and the neighbor will never be the same again.

“We’re already on the 11th installation of the series and people just can’t get enough,” says James Melendy, Black Market Owner. “This is hands-down the most popular series that Home Made Media does. Couples like watching couples, but people also have that curiosity level of seeing someone on film that they actually know. Of course it depends on how hot they are and these girlfriends and wives are smoking. Cover girl Monica Austin could definitely have a career as a full-blown pornstar if she wants it.”

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